.... you go into a Sephora store and leave without testing any products, let alone purchasing anything.
.... you need to be reminded by your best college friend about the time the two of you hired a stripper for your R.A.'s birthday.
.... the 12-year-old working the coffee counter at Border's calls you "m'am".
.... you spend the weekend in New York and are all the way home before you realize that you consumed absolutely NO alcohol.
.... the cute summer sandals you bought on sale have 1.5" heels, not 2.5" heels.