The kitchen is clean, the sheets are washed, the boobies are ultrasounded (benign cysts, no worries), and Michael and I are heading off to an Undisclosed Location for the weekend, leaving the kids with my in-laws and the animals with house-sitting friends.
I have packed my literary boyfriend's new book and I have packed my new boyfriend, and may have even packed lingerie. (Shhhh.) We are going to sleep and eat room service and sleep and visit the hotel spa and sleep and watch movies and then nap. Happy weekend, everyone!