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Monday, February 23, 2009

For God's Sake, Already!

Things Which Are Hard to Do with a Badly Sprained Right Thumb:

  • Shave one's pits
  • Zip the kid's lunchbox
  • Open the mother#$*&%ing childproof cap on the Advil bottle.

Freaking hell.

3 comments:

jennifer said...

Never doubt the importance of thumbs. How about trying to cut something out with scissors? Forget it!

Anonymous said...

Have heard of broken thumbs but not sprained ones. Bummer.

Marcia

Emily said...

I think opposable thumbs is what sets us apart from the other primates. Or maybe its clothing. Gosh I hope you get better soon. I would think that typing might hurt - which sets us bloggers apart from primates as well. :)