Okay, I'm sure I'd get funnier search hits here if I blogged more about sex and poop, but these amused me. Happy weekend!
"how shit is having polycystic kidneys UK" - I'm guessing just about as shit has having them in the U.S.
"heels bad for kidneys?" - No, but stilettos are bad for bunions.
"factual bandaid articles" - As opposed to the ever-popular bandaid fiction?
"how do I flash my kidney?" - Start with a very sharp scalpel and plenty of Betadine.
"vodka kidney cure good" - vodka kidney cure even better with a lemon twist
"fix my kidneys" - you may be expecting too much of your PC