Sunday, June 23, 2013

Fuck My Life

Things which have broken in the last month:

- Michael's car battery
- my car windshield (3rd time in fewer than 6 months, for those counting)
- Michael's car's starter
- the kids' bathroom shower faucets
- the not-even-two-years-old dishwasher (again)
- Michael's father (though it looks like he'll recover, thank god - another few weeks in rehab pending)
- and now, the main drain stack from the kitchen (again) (resulting in a thrice-flooded basement in the last 36 hours)

Thank god I'm such a cheap date, as 1.5 glasses of Sauvignon blanc are enough to deaden the pain. FOR NOW.