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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Notes to Myself: On Being a Dumbass

  • Tissues and Paper Towels are not the same thing. When the shopping list says "tissues", buy tissues.
  • When you see a dog poop in the lawn, don't decide to clean it up later -- deal with it right away. Otherwise, there is a .999999 to 1 chance that you'll forget about it and step in it.
  • The time to call the doctor for prednisone is the day your coughs threaten to evict your diaphragm backward through your esophagus, not three days later.

4 comments:

Tina said...

Not a good weekend, huh?

Hope you're feeling better soon and that your shoe came clean. Yuck.

Domestic Goddess said...

Oh dear. Hope that cough thingy gets better. We kinda liked your diaphragm and all...

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Oh trust me. My meds ran out four weeks ago and I just picked up the script after I dropped it off on Thursday!!!

Yeah, heal thy self.

Anonymous said...

Coming to this late and hope you're all better by this time.
Taking prednisone can be awful, but sometimes it's the only thing that helps.

Marcia