- Woke up in pitch black
- From a sweet dream involving Brad Pitt
- To walk the dog in 32* temps
- Across a frost-covered field
- Without gloves, which have gone missing
- After which, wrangled my neighbors' dog, who got loose
- When I really didn't have time to chase a dog
- Who got muddy footprints all over me
- And wouldn't cross back over the electric fence
- So I took her collar off
- And got shocked myself
- And, of course, missed my train.
I figure it's all looking up from here.
How is your morning going?