Monday, November 1, 2010

My Monday So Far

  • Woke up in pitch black
  • From a sweet dream involving Brad Pitt
  • To walk the dog in 32* temps
  • Across a frost-covered field
  • Without gloves, which have gone missing
  • After which, wrangled my neighbors' dog, who got loose
  • When I really didn't have time to chase a dog
  • Who got muddy footprints all over me
  • And wouldn't cross back over the electric fence
  • So I took her collar off
  • And got shocked myself
  • And, of course, missed my train.

I figure it's all looking up from here.

How is your morning going?

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