Pages

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Things I Won't Miss about my Old Kitchen


  • the dishwasher held together with packing tape

  • the Brita pitcher that gets disgusting hard water deposits (and worse) all over it

  • the lack of counter space

  • the florescent lighting

  • the lack of hood vent over the stove

  • the placement of the sink so that it's almost centered on the window but not really

  • the lack of natural light

  • the dark, dingy, LOUD cabinets

  • the lack of storage space

  • the horribly inefficient pantry

  • the broken silverware drawer

  • the ice cube trays

  • the paucity of electrical outlets

OH AND ONE MORE THING (edited):



  • the white Corian countertops that a) are white, so show everything; b) are Corian, so they stain, and c) have a double-beveled edge that catches all manner of grime, dirt, and filth and is very hard to clean. Feh.

Demolition begins in two weeks...



2 comments:

MemeGRL said...

LIKE.

Magpie said...

I think we have the same counters. Hate.